A funny spoof on the famous Dialogue from Deewar

This is 21st century Deewar with two brothers Ravi(shashikappor) and Vijay(amitabh Bachchan) who are programmers .They are at clash because Vijay indulging into using computer resources for downloading illegal software(like adult mepgs ) and software piracy and Ravi has been assigned task by system administration of clearing system of such evils.He is writing a program to identify and weed out such nethackers.So this is the fight between ravi's ethics and vijay's philosophy. Vijay logs in and starts netchat with ravi who is already logged in.
Amitabh : shukar hai aaj tum bug fix nahi kar raheho muze login karane mein der to nahi hui.
Shashi : koi bat nahi . netscape chalanewale hamesha slowhi kam karate hai.
Amitabh : mai jo kuch kahana chahata hun usake pahale puch lun ki muze sunanewal kaun hai ek bhai ya system administrator.
Shashi : jabtak ek bhai programming kar raha hai ek bhai sun raha hai. Jub mpegs play karega ek system administrator sunega. Amitabh : ravi tumhe malum nahi kin programmers ko tumme apna dushman bana liya hai aaj to maine unko virus spread karanese rok liya par shayad kal na rok saku. Tum documentation mein transfer lelo ravi. Shashi : Nethacker bhaika login karke bol raha hai. Amitabh : lagata hai wo jo partition hum dononke disk mein hai wo is pc ke hard disk se bahot bada hai. ravi tumhe malum nahi jo program tum likh rahe ho uska unjaam kya ho sakata hai. Shashi : Jo program meinlikh raha houn wo hang bhi ho sakata hai par jo program tum chala rahe ho uska unjaam sirf core dump hi hai mere bhai. Amitabh : main to mera code run kar chuka houn par tumhare paas to abhi bahot memory hai. Yhan our bhi companies hai tum udhar kyoun nahi chale jate. Shashi : nahi, mere usul mere adarsh muze iski izzazat nahi de sakate. Amitabh : Oof tumhare usul, tumhare adarsh.?!!! kis kam ke hai tumhare usul. Tumhare tamam usulonko computermein dalkar do lineska code nahi likha ja sakata ravi. Jin adarshonpe chalkar tum apne programs likh rahe ho kya diya hai tumko un adarshone. Ek do KB ka ram, 1MB ka 286 PC, ek do kawadika pager. Hum dono ne is pc se programming chalu ki aur tum kaha rah gaye aur mein kaha aaa gaya. Aaj mere paas mpegs hai, Avi hai jpegs hai, Pentium hai, kya hai tumhare paas. Shashi : Mere paas root password hai.