The Race

Once, a Sikh, a Hindu and an American were travelling in a plane. Halfway, through the journey the plane had technical problems and there was a limited supply of parachutes so the three of them were desperate but decided to fall off the plane instead of being burnt to death. First went the Sikh. While he jumped down his turban blew up and he started to descend slowly. Then the Hindu fell and his dhoti blew up. So he was also safe. Finally, the American fell but he had nothing to protect him so he had to meet death. While the American fell past the Hindu the hindu said, "May God bless you." When he fell past the Sikh,the Sikh got angry and said,"So, you want to have a race! Well, let's see who gets down faster and he pulled off his turban."