QUESTION AND ANSWERS

Q: What do you do when a sardarji throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell........He's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the sardarji doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q: Why do sardarji's work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: What did the sardarji do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.

Q: How do you confuse a sardarji?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: How do you keep a sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of apiece of paper.

Q: Why can't sardarji's make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: How did the sardarji try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why did 18 sardarji's go to a movie?
A: because below 18 was not allowed

Q: What's the difference between a sardarji and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: What do you get when you offer a sardarji a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: What do you call 10 sardarji's standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: A sardarji going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: What do you call a sardarji in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Q: What do you call a sardarji with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: What do you call a sardarji with a tree banch in his brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: What do you see when you look into a sardarji's eyes?
A: The back of his head.

Q: A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."